Adapt This: Die Young By Ke$ha

It’s time for a new kind of column. In Adapt This, I’ll be taking something, like a song, poem, or book and say how I would adapt it into a movie. Today, I’ll be working with this:

Yeah, there is an official music video, but it sucks and I hate it. So let’s do this thing!

And I know this is patently frivolous and somewhat inane, but I’m hoping this will be just stupid enough to be fun.

Titles Are Hard

Listen, I get it.

It doesn’t matter how much thought you put into writing your story or constructing well rounded jokes. It all boils down to a title.
And those are really hard to write.

Rahm and Malcolm have more buisness with you.

 

I don’t think you know how much fun it was to put together that Rahm Emanuel/Malcolm Tucker thing.

This one

So much.

So here’s some more. Because it’s Saturday.

WE DID IT!!!

Well, Joe Biden was on this week’s Parks and Recreation and, in the course, completing human history because come on. Every human action up until now was on a course to create Leslie Knope, elect Joe Biden, and have them on screen together.

These businesspeople approve.

So…

What are we going to do now?

Taylor Swift is Irreversible

On a road trip down to Portland for crew I fell in love…

…with this song:

And today, after an embarrassingly long amount of time spent trying to find the video, I found it. And it’s really great. I was hoping it wasn’t just quick cuts or some insane weirdness for no reason.

AND IT ISNT.

Hi there!

So, who am I? Why don’t you find out?

Why should you want to listen to anything I have to say? Well, that’s a little trickier.